She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
