let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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