first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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