Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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