Sponge bath it is.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
