is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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