so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
