Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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