I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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