fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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