this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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