I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
