I wish I could teleport
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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