It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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