Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
