I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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