I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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