are you so shy because you have an std?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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