Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My life is pants optional.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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