I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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