Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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