She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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