Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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