It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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