sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
