I need help removing her.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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