I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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