am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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