He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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