How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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