It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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