does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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