I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
