dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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