I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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