I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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