Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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