I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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