fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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