No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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