Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
my poor anus
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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