we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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