I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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