Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I am midnight drunk by noon
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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