so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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