You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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