I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You're like the curious george of whores
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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