batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So here I am, sexting at work.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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