Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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