Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
